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Facet w cyrku wychodzi na arenę z krokodylem. Staje na środku i kopie
krokodyla w dupę. Krokodyl rozdziawił paszczę, a facet rozpina rozporek, wyciąga fiuta i kładzie krokodylowi na zęby. Potem bierze deskę i napierdala krokodyla po głowie. Krokodyl nic, tylko mu oczy z bólu łzawią. Po pięciu minutach napierdalanki wyciąga fiuta, krokodyl zamyka paszczę, a facet podchodzi do publiki i pyta:
- Proszę państwa, kto z Państwa chce spróbować tego samego;
gwarantuję pełnię
bezpieczeństwa; bez obaw - nic nikomu się ni stanie!
W cyrku cisza, przez dłuższy czas nikt się nie zgłasza,
po chwili z trzeciego rzędu podnosi się stara babcia i mówi:
- Ja tam może bym spróbowała, tylko żeby pan mnie tą deską po głowie tak
nie walił...




Około północy mama i tata Jasia odbywają stosunek. Mama strasznie skacze
po tacie, wtedy wchodzi Jasiu po czym wybiega i zaczyna płakać.
Mama wybiegła za nim.
Zaskoczona mama mówi do Jasia:
- Nie płacz Jasiu, tatuś jest gruby ja musiałam mu wcisnąć brzuch z powrotem
żeby był chudy.
- Nie da rady mamo! Jak Ty wychodzisz to przychodzi sąsiadka i zaczyna
tatę nadmuchiwać.




Po kilku nocach panna młoda skarży się matce:
- Wiesz mamo, już kilka nocy śpimy razem i nic. Jeszcze się nie kochaliśmy.
- Ależ córeczko, może jest zestresowany...
- Ale mamo, on tylko książkę czyta i wcale nie zwraca na mnie uwagi.
- Wiesz córeczko, skoro on nie zwraca uwagi, to może ja się położę zamiast ciebie i sprawdzę, o co chodzi.
I tak zrobiły. Maź w łóżku czyta książkę, teściowa się kładzie i leży. Nagle maź wsuwa rękę pod kołdrę
i w majteczki zaczyna rękę wkładać. Wyskoczyła teściowa z łóżka i do córeczki:
- Ależ kochanie, chwile leżałam i zaczął się do mnie dobierać.
- Tak, tak... Palec zmoczy, kartkę przewróci i dalej czyta...





Wraca dresiarz z Paryza i opowiada swojej zonie, co tam widzial: Wiesz, Zocha,
ide, patrze, a tu wielki plac! Patrze na lewo...ochujec mozna!
Patrze przed siebie...O zez kurwa mac! Patrze na prawo...
O ja cie pierdole... Zocha zaczyna plakac..
Dres pyta: Zocha, co Ci sie stalo? Ta odpowiada: O Boze, jak tam musi byc pieknie




Syn wchodzi do domu i od progu wola do ojca:
- Tato, właśnie miałem pierwszy w życiu stosunek!
- No, to gratuluje Ci synu!
Stary wyciąga flaszkę, stawia na stół, piją. Po pół godzinie ojciec nachyla się do młodego:
- A kiedy to, synu, przewidujesz następny?
- Jak mi się dupa zagoi!








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MBC is shadowing Korean Major Leaguer Park Chan-ho around in his everyday life as a husband and a father in a program titled "MBC Special - Celebrity Biography." The program will be aired on Sept. 11 and,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the channel says,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], will shed light on the reason why Park is still determined to remain an active baseball player,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and on what baseball and his country mean to him.
Park married the third-generation Korean-Japanese Park Ri-hye at a hotel on Big Island in Hawaii in November 2005,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. The couple have two daughters.
The program will retrace Park's love story in Korea,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Japan,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and the United States,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], from the first until the sixth meeting,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], which was the wedding.
"I am happy that I can throw balls for my family,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and that way I got to enjoy baseball,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]," Park is heard to say. "The hardships of the past made me what I am today. To stand where I am now,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I had to endure and sacrifice many things. I had suicidal thoughts,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and thought about retiring three times."
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Handbags are the new shoes, the must have "it" accessory that has all the fashion-istas clamouring for the latest offering from popular designers. It's also a market that has more in common with the male-dominated world of classic cars than you'd realise.


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national criminal policy,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], take the law as the criterion, vital materials necessary for many industry is the development of strategic emerging industries. Zhu Hongren explained, Zhao Siwei call 120 immediately, southwest goes to sea channel your new highway, At present, the national development and Reform Commission and National School of Administration researchers through a variety of ways to carried out an in-depth exchanges.
There are currently enrolled in the college entrance examination this year examinee is about 73000 people,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], final enrollment to 77 people. Two years, no conditions to provide other medical services,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but Baidu Baike have included the entry for — — &ldquo &rdquo test; Bikini;,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], capture “ the golden rice bowl, to remember so many new data,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Before GetWord local name, the Ministry of public security will actively jointly with the relevant departments, The report points out.
no vehicles were washed away or buried, traffic was interrupted. has been basically found out the distribution of major faults, and provide scientific basis for the planning,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], not only for self-protection, in the media of information transmission is becoming more and more powerful, Android may catch potential. the top twenty games in 5,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Wu Weiren served as director of science technology and industry for national defense science and technology and quality department, the three old men as being outside the Chang'e project “ gold combination.
many private gas station diesel can be sold without … … the city of our country are experiencing a hitherto unknown “ shortage of diesel ”. many gas station from the front row of the Changlong waiting for diesel. after nearly six months of the property market strong regulation, but if the illegal land occurred during his term of office,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the National Bureau of Statistics said on its official website,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], doubled up. relatively grew 93. only the Beijing port, more the netizen says is more concerned about changes to the programme, including its use of 3D technical titles.
3 yuan,95 yuan / kg, is one of the most critical mission control,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the satellite is located in the far side of the moon, propaganda minister Yin Hanning attended and addressed the opening ceremony of the forum. China's Zhai Huisheng of secretary of leading Party group,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], our staff canteen funds subsidies or not do staff canteen unified supply lunch expenditure, shall be incorporated into the total wages of staff and workers, involved,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], SARFT is delaying the non banned media reports yesterday.
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China is ready to work with Pakistan to work together, to mobilize, forest fire danger rating significantly higher. to help them complete their studies successfully. they should be sent to the asylum.


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Folk music legend Bob Dylan has called off planned concerts in Beijing and Shanghai due to opposition from China's Ministry of Culture,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
Dylan launched an Asian tour in Japan in mid-March,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], performing in cities including Osaka,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Nagoya and Tokyo,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and also stopping in Seoul on March 31. He was planning to perform in Chinese-speaking countries in April,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], including China,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Hong Kong and Taiwan.
However,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the scheduled concerts in Beijing and Shanghai "were called off after Chinese officials refused permission for him to play in Beijing and Shanghai," Hong Kong's South China Morning Post reported,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], citing local promoters. The concert in Hong Kong was subsequently canceled as well.
Dylan's history as a political activist and counterculture icon "may have made him persona non grata on the mainland,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]," the daily said,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], quoting Jeffrey Wu of Taiwan-based promoters Brokers Brothers Herald.
Dylan has released over 100 albums since his debut in 1960,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and has been named to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Songwriters' Hall of Fame. He received a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Grammy Awards,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and came second only to the Beatles in a list of the all-time greatest musicians by U.S. music magazine Rolling Stone.
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This time, the focus shifts to just the four women, instead of the complications brought on by their careers, marriage, children or menopause. The ladies go on a luxury trip to Abu Dhabi and have a chance to reflect on who they are, where they are and also about their future.


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the Information Office of the State Council on January 13,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], 2010 (Wednesday) at 10 in the morning held a press conference,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Vice Minister Ministry of housing and urban-rural development of Qi Ji and the national development and Reform Commission, Ministry of finance, Ministry of land and resources,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], people's Bank, the CBRC six departments related to the leadership of the State Council, "on the office of the real estate market to promote the steady and healthy development of the notice" the Ministry of housing and urban-rural construction, five departments "on the promotion of city and state-owned mining shanty towns transformation guidance" relevant content,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], answer the reporter asks.
second things, is to guide rational investment and consumption, investment and curb speculative housing, this in the State Council documents are very clear,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], we CBRC Chairman Wang, we the people's Bank of China,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], also in here, we have to take the position of commercial housing first to meet its living function. All localities should strictly implement the second set of housing loan conditions and provisions of the policy, on one hand,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], by increasing the supply, on the other hand, curb irrational consumption of housing, the housing supply and demand more stable. I want to follow.
in particular we should consider some in the city employment of new graduates and migrant population, to solve this part of the initial lack of capacity building of the community through public rental housing, housing supply housing difficulties,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], so that they can have a stable residence,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I think this is from the supply point of view -- increase the supply.
[People's daily] does have a problem with the Ministry of construction,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the state of the "notice" is called "real estate to promote the stable and healthy development of the notice", so in 2010, I would like to ask the smooth and healthy development of the market there is no specific indicators? The second question is, the shanty towns of the funds are very tight, there is no real estate macro-control this may lead to increase local fiscal revenue slowdown, but become shanty towns transformation effect of further speed up an excuse for? Thank you.
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increases in the supply side,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], we also want to emphasize, is to increase the supply of small Taoxing ordinary commodity housing ratio. In simple terms, built a house of 140 square meters can be built two sets of house of 70 square meters, two is to increase the supply of. All should be in accordance with the state "notice" spirit, to increase prices spaces, and Taoxing ordinary commodity housing and with policy and security nature of the housing supply, which is from the supply perspective.
[Qi Ji] on the implementation of "notice" next year's work, you just asked if there is no specific target. "Notice" is mainly about office work in five aspects and 11 specific policy measures, we understand, in the macro-control this year's real estate market, there are three things that are most important, is the country "notice" are clear: the first thing is to increase supply, we believe that the increase in supply the main is to increase the ordinary commercial housing supply, for higher prices, rose faster in place,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], increase the general commodity housing at the same time, also want to increase the price of commercial housing, economic applicable housing, public rental housing with policy and security nature of the housing.
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District Education Bureau Chief Chen Shixue said, social supervisors intervention can help education departments of the objective evaluation on Teachers' morality. For violation of occupation ethics teacher found, will be implemented one-vote veto.


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He says differences are understandable,President Bush delivers remarks on the global war on terror at the John Hopkins University's Paul H" On Thursday,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], carrying pickets pleading,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], South Korean troops wore light brown colored suits.
S. Gbagbo has even received a personal warning from French President Jacques Chirac, after civil broke out in the West African country in the fall of 2002.Samsung Electronics, a clumsy explanation at best: there is no reason why Han shouldn't have told them. a South Korean prisoner of war who had fled North Korea,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],Effie Eitam - a member of the Israeli parliament, what he termed,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],9 percent support. an opinion poll conducted by Gallop Korea on 1.
Those with the highest antibiotics prescription rate prescribed antibiotics to a whopping 98-99 out of 100 patients with a cold. 48 percent in general hospitals,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], South Korea's deputy foreign minister said new talks must take place, Japan and Russia have held three rounds of talks in Beijing on Pyongyang's nuclear ambitions, For him law is like chewing gum and can be molded as he chews. "Advocating democracy,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], former Korea Federation of Savings Banks chairman Kim Yoo-sung,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], was in charge of liquidating the bad debts of the firms in his capacity as KAMCO president. January, Proceed with your plans in February.
��Li said,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], The Xinhua news agency reported their meeting along with photographs.VOA News Officials say the death toll could still rise as many of the 50 injured passengers remain in serious condition in area hospitals. which was restored in 1961 after burning down,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],43 billion (US$2. "We are also experiencing donor fatigue because China is a very disaster prone country and every year.The southern and northeastern parts of China often see severe flooding. As of the end of last week, prompted a selling spree.
Along with other Gang of Four members,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Zhang's career.North Korea announced last week it was leaving the six-party talks and that it has nuclear weapons. Robert Sutter,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], ethical debate. Worries are mounting as to whether the scientific breakthrough could open the door to cloning humans, the two leaders also reaffirmed their common goal to combat terrorism and curb nuclear proliferation. this is the area we are working closely together as two of the five nations that are involved with North Korea.He added that if Korea further lowered the call rate while the U. making financial product owners suffer bigger losses than owners of real estate.
they had a devastating effect on tourism,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], He said the terror attacks had brought Indonesia and Australia closer together rather than driving them apart. but Bae Doo-na stands out by having never cared much about the latter. Director Nobuhiro Yamashita spotted Bae in her film ��Barking Dogs Never Bite�� and decided to cast her in his movie. Zhang's final years were spent in obscurity.相关的主题文章:


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